Lyrics

V1:
Rednecks have got solutions
For getting rid of pollutions
And saving our constitution
And our second amendment
They'll find a simple fix
For getting rid of your fleas and ticks
And hell even things like politics
And how to change our government

Chorus:
So when your at a crossroads
And you don't know which way to go
And you're feeling like a nervous wreck
Pull out your phone and call home
Well there ain't no sense in feeling alone
When you're lost as heck
Just ask a redneck

V2:
They'll give you directions
Or help you cure an infection
And with sheer perfection
They can do anything with duct tape
Down home country handy-man
Carhartt pants and a farmers tan
They're gonna you shit out of beer cans
And make wine with things other than grapes

Chorus:
So when your at a crossroads
And you don't know which way to go
And you're feeling like a nervous wreck
Pull out your phone and call home
Well there ain't no sense in feeling alone
When you're lost as heck
Just ask a redneck

(Go on and play that fiddle boy)

Bridge:
Well I was at a bar one night
When some ole' boy said he wanted to fight
And then he pulled out a big old knife
So I turned to my redneck friend and said
Hey man I'm afraid just look at the size of that blade
But then I heard my redneck buddy say
Just don't get poked by it then
And I thought that was pretty damn good advice

Chorus:
So when your at a crossroads
And you don't know which way to go
And you're feeling like a nervous wreck
Pull out your phone and call home
There aint no sense in feeling alone
When you're lost as heck
Just ask a redneck
I said when you're lost as heck
Just ask a redneck